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*Camera's fade backstage to Ryder and Aries.*

Ryder - THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US SUED?!

Aries - Like I said lad...I've always wanted to say those.

Ryder - Well don't do it again! Sheesh, you might've gotten us fired....bastard.

Aries - Oh chin up, it wasn't that bad. Now, we have to focus on Death Row...I realize they smell like an AIDS infected monkey anus, but they still pose a threat.

Ryder - Indeed. What do you suppose we do until Lution?

Aries - I have an idea.

*Aries takes out a bottle of steroids.*

Ryder - WHAT THE...

*Ryder slaps Aries across the face.*

Ryder - NO! I refuse to take steroids!

Aries - Fine...then what do YOU suggest we do?

Ryder - I suggest..we seek training.

Aries - From who?

Ryder - Hell if I know, a gym?

Aries - Help from a gym? A bloody gym is going to help us prepare to face two behemoths? Have ya gone off the deep end lad?

Ryder - I DON'T SEE YOU COMING UP WITH ANY IDEAS!

Aries - Well..before, you said something about a stipulation right?

Ryder - Yes, yes I did.

Aries - Well, back when I was wrestling Indy, they had this match..not sure of the name, but it required tables, and fire.

Ryder - Tables and fire? How the hell is that supposed to help?

Aries - Let me finish wanker...as I was saying..you lit the tables on fire, and put your opponent through one, then that opponent was eliminated from said match, until one person was left standing...in this case...two.

Ryder - NO! NO FLAMING TABLES!

Aries - Why not?

Ryder - Too dangerous...and I was thinking something simpler...like loser wears a dress on their next respective show...and besides...I'm sure A-Jax and Mace have already been around enough hot wood.

Aries - OH GOD, THAT'S NASTY!

Ryder - Exactly...now let's think of something else. So, no flaming tables, no dresses....then what?

Aries - How about a loser shaves his head match?

Ryder - Are you completely brain dead? Haven't you noticed A-Jax is already bald?

Aries - Shave his skin....

Ryder - ....you're a sick man!

Aries - Ya damn straight lad!

Ryder - Aiye, let's just think about this later. I need to go get ready for my match now.

Aries - Agreed....ribs are still in pain..

Ryder - Suprised your brain isn't...

Aries - Wot'?

Ryder - Oh nothing.

*Ryder walks out of the room leaving Aries alone. A second later, the lights in Aries' room go out. Loud crashes and screaming can be heard. The lights go back on, and Aries is nowhere to be found. The camera goes back to ringside.*


Ryder Vs. Blood

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*After Ryder's match with Blood, the Tron flickers, and on it appear Mace and A-Jax.*

Mace - Hey boy! Turn around and look what we got!

*Ryder turns around and see's Aries with Death Row on what seems to be a bridge.*

A-Jax - We told you boys we wanted an apology...looks like we're going to get one the hard way.

*Mace and A-Jax lift up Aries, who is covered in blood and tied like a hog, and throw him into the river below. Ryder, not believing his eyes, quickly rushes out of the ring, and runs to the back.*

Mace - Hope he can swim...hahaha!

*Mace and A-Jax smile grimly as the Tron fades to black.*

 

 

**The Scene Opens up with Deano Horse and Nathan Gaines sitting inside the Locker Room in the Arena. Nathan is eating what appears to be turkey while Deano is on his cellphone**

Deano: Ok sounds good {Deano Shuts his phone}

Deano: Man we need to talk

Nathan{Taking a bite of food and looking repulsed}: You would think for a country that is named after a bird they'd be able to serve good Turkey.

Deano: You're eating Turkey

Nathan: Not the country but the meat

Deano: Dude these people are sensitive to eating a bird named after their country. In fact they don't eat that kinda meat here. So I don't know what you're eating but.............

Nathan{Spits his food out}: I ate meat I don't know?

Deano: Funny you bring that up cause one time....

Nathan: No stories

Deano: Ok what I needed to talk to you about was I just got off the phone with my agent

Nathan: You have an agent. Who is it? Someone big? Scott Boras, Drew Rosenhaul, I mean they could help lock us up in a big contract

Deano: No my agent is Estele Backenstein

Nathan: Who?

Deano: Estele, she's worked with some big names. She's represented all four women from the "Golden Girls", she represented the Gecko from the Geico commercials and she's even represented the Gerber Baby.

Nathan{Sarcasticly}: Ah the Gerber Baby. Some big names right there

Deano: She even promised that if we can please our sponsors I might become the new package for Calvin Klein.

Nathan: We have sponsors?

Deano: Indeed how do you think we get to wear such nice clothes? Which can be bought at all local Macy's and Target outlets

**Deano turns to the camera smiles and winks**


Nathan: Oh so you mean we look this good because of the Just for Men make-up line we use which can be bought at all local stores for only $9.99?

**Nathan gives the thumbs up to the camera as well**

Deano: Exactly now you're getting the hang of it. Anyways in order to please our sponsors and work on our therapy assignment from last week we need a little face time in the ring.

Nathan: Oh god please don't tell me you're serious

Deano: Just come with me and I'll tell you all about it

**Scene fades**



 


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