OCW Turmoil Unleashed

   


Richmond, Virginia

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Good evening everyone, and welcome once again to OCW TURMOIL! This week, we have a card filled with win, and a cohost seat filled with hate. Let's get through this because it's definitely not going to be easy. Ladies and gentlemen...Dr. Cox.

I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
S

I regret my decision on a co-host this week.

I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
S

So this is how it feels to be Rivers...hmmm. Oh well, anyway, we have a card with so much action shoved in it, it's pouring out of every orifice! Let's get...where...where's my recap card? I swore I had it...

Okay. Think of what little patience I have as…oh, I don’t know…your virginity: You always thought it would be there, until that night junior year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin — who _just_ wanted to be friends — well, he dropped by, and he brought a copy of ‘About Last Night’ and a four-pack of Bartles and James and — ba-dow! hoo-hoo-hoo! — it was gone forever! …Just like my patience is now.
S

*sigh* This really isn't going to be easy. Let's get to it...gotta be a trooper. Ok, first off a showcase of young talent, when Trance, Mugen and DC Rebel all face off in what will end up being a match of intense back and forth action!

Much like your mid-day rendezvous with Dimitri your 'landscaper'.
S

You know what, screw the match recap.

By the by, this moment is so great, I’d cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.
S

I'm sure you'd live hapily ever after...in hell. Now on with the show.

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The Xtron flickers on inside Chris Mania's office.

Mania: S'goin on Richmond? For the second week running The Spoonman has complete control over Turmoil, last week I bought off Revan and received some of the highest ratings we've had for a while, it was a lot of fun having that much power that I couldn't just allow it to be taken away from me so quickly, so I came up with another brilliant idea to deal with Regan, needless to say he isn't coming back any time soon.

Mania smiles, crowd boo.

Mania: So allow me to welcome you once again to... TUESDAY NIGHT MANIA!

Crowd start a "you suck" chant directed at Mania as the Xtron fades out.

 


The camera panning over to Irving

Irving: Seems like to me we have a little problem starting to unfold here.

Irving: We have a man say he wants a challenge and i give it to him and what happens?

Irving: he gets afraid and decides to come at me from behind and take a steel chair and smash it over my head

Irving: you see Parker you made mistake after mistake after mistake. You see you cant keep running your whole life.

Irving: I will find you and get my hands on you and you will see a side of me that has yet to be seen in a long time.

Mace walks into frame.

Mace:
I know what you mean, Irv. That bastard had a beef with you and now he has to drag me into it as well.

Irving: He may not know it yet but that was a mistake.

Mace: He can't run forever.


 

Mugen vs Darin Rebel vs Jacob Trance

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Mania says: Trance you have too much pyro for a rookie.

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What a surprise!! You know, I'd love to get in there, but I think I'm just a bit too skinny. What do...

s Oh sure, sure as long as you cut back on your vegetables. And maybe, you know, buy some clothes from this decade.
s It's called "Vintage" jackass. I'm not out of date, I wear Armani Cologne. Here, smell...
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Ahhh, yes...It smells like that odd combo of flopsweat, hopelessness, and feet. Congratulations.

 

 

*Scene opens up with Omega Dragon walking down the hall *CROWD POPS FOR O.DRAGON* to Chris Mania's office to speak to him as you can clearly see he is upset about the prior weeks happening with Trance and Ryder.*

*Omega Dragon knocks on the door.*

Mania: Come in.

*Omega Dragon walks in the office and shuts the door behind him.*

*Mania looks up at O.Dragon.*

Mania: Finally some one with some class, he knocks, he opens the door and shuts it nicely behind him! I love it. What can I do for you O.D.

O.Dragon: O.D. ????

Mania: Yeah you know Omega Dragon, thats you. O.D. kind of has a ring to it we can market it... maybe. Anyway what brings you to my office?

O.Dragon: The past week I was in that handicap tag match and deliberately got screwed on my debut. I don't know if this is how you treat your new stars in OCW or not but there needs to be some resolution to what happened that past night and some one need to fix this.

Mania: Not bad english for a Japanese guy.

O.Dragon: Look I'am not some stupid slant eye. you wan me to talk lik dis . *Shakes head* not happening boss man. I am here in OCW and people will know my name.

*Mania leans back in his chair holding his pen to his mouth.*

Mania: I tell you what, the way you handle yourself is good, I like you O.D. .You show respect but you don't let people walk on you. Very well.

It has been brought to my attention earlier in the day that Knox had some complications on his flight & hotel, I was wondering how I was going to fix this problem and now I have been presented with a solution, today is your lucky day son, it's going to be O.D. vs Chris Ryder.

* Omega Dragon has a smerk as the you can hear the crowd popping at the match as the sene fades out. *

 

 

 

 


 


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