CCW Turmoil Unleashed

   


Live! From Ottawa, Ontairo!


The next stop on our Canadian Tour, and our last stop before S2R, ladies and gentlemen it's time for another edition of Monday Night Turmoil! As always I'm Johnathon Rivers with my...

Why do you always get to start the show? What about me? What about Double F'n S?

 

t It's always been like this Scott, always will. I am the scientist of CCW and you are my lab rat.
t

Your related to Nate, arn't you.

 

t Anyways...tonight we have a great deal of matches to get to, including the Opening Rounds of the Best Damn Tag Team Tournament, hosted by of course The Best Damn Tag Team, Ed Reed and Sean Strider.
t

Four Teams, One shot at the World Tag Team Titles. Tonight we bring you two, including everyone's least favourite Smythe DaWonder. He's the reason Nate hates black people Rivers.

 

t Seth Irving will try and bounce back from his loss last week to RD Money, by trying to take down Carlos Cruz who had a solid showing against Otomo.
t

He still lost Rivers, and losing just doesn't cut it around here. Otomo gets a chance at the CCW T.V. if he can beat Trips this Sunday, but first he must go toe to toe with RD Garbage.

 

t And in the Main Event of the night, Trips gets his chance at the CCW TV Champ...sord of.
t

All the moaning Trips has done to Richards has got him in a non-title match against Chris I'll do anything for you to like me Ryder.

 

CCW cameras cut backstage where Deano is loitering backstage. Deano is not booked on this weeks Turmoil but showed up anyway.*

Deano's phone begins to ring to the tune of Sex Bomb. Deano answers his phone...


Deano: Hello, Excellence...

Person on other end speaks.


Deano: Oh hey Manny.

Manny speaks.


Deano: You have what, where?

Manny speaks.

Deano: Ok You didn't actually have to use a candle and you didn't actually have to stick it in your ass?

Manny speaks.

Deano: It doesnt matter if it feels good.

Manny speaks.

Deano: What no I'm not gonna try it.

Manny speaks.

Deano: I'm sure it doesnt make you gay but...

Manny speaks.

Deano: Well then you should stop doing THAT, because that definately makes you gay.

Manny speaks.


Deano: Manny, seriously I never advised you to wax your own ass.

Manny speaks.

Deano: Ask Ov.

Manny speaks.

Deano: Oh he said that huh, then don't ask him.

Manny speaks.

Deano: No I dont want you to send me a picture, its ok.

Manny speaks.

Deano: Very sure. Look I have to go I'll talk to you later.

Deano hangs up the phone and the scene fades to black.

 

t That was ... intresting.
t That was'nt sexy at all.

 

THE AIR v. OV TERROR

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A much better showing for him tonight, and a good opener for tonight.
 

 

The Air stands in the middle of the ring with a mic in hand while the crowd screams for Air.

Air: Ladies and gentlemen I have graced you with terrific entertainment while I have been here in OCW for 1,5 years now. From being heel or face I have entertained you people with programs like TeaTime with the Air and The Air Report. I also did some for charity and help save the environment. Teached a guy like Trips the ropes of the environmental trade. Feuded with Vega for some great matches and a win over him on the grandest stage of him all Wrestlution. Then bad luck stroke too me with the injury Infamous brought too my hand and I was out for quite a bit.

Crowd: Oh


Air: I still kept on going rehabilitating and two months ago I finally made my return. With a lot of success defeating people like former CCW Champion Nathan Gaines and former EX-Division Champion Michael Heaton. I even took Mr. Ed Reed too the extreme and we performed a terrific match for you people.

Crowd: Air! Air! Air!


Air: Yes, I believe in you people your coming up for Air. That makes me feel good, but what makes me sick is that one General Manager Gabe Richards hasn’t booked me on Turmoil for the last two weeks now and too be honoust I can swallow my ego better then most guys here in CCW, but come on where is the appreciation for my hard work. I don’t understand those decisions Gabe I really don’t. You want too get me out of shape while I have been in great form as of late? You think my work sucks? Tell me Gabe really do tell me, cause I have the feeling we aren’t communicating here like a family should do. Or wait I know what’s the matter you actually think I’m a threat for your Ex-division champion Richard Blood. You must be there too protect him. Yeah it must be. Now it all makes sense why EX-Division champion Richard Blood rattled on Turmoil how he is going too defend it bravely against people like David Jackson, Morleck, the returning and out of form Tyler Ewanchuk. Hell he even named Sean Strider who suddenly seems interested in the EX again, but who doesn’t he mention? ME! That’s right he doesn’t name me. What’s the matter Blood, you fake Brit, you don’t think I’m good enough or are you that afraid of me. What’s the matter Gabe you want too protect a champion that much?

Air:
Gabe, Blood I have a feeling your overlooking me and overlooking me badly. That frustrates me too a unbelievable level and I want that title even more now, but before you think I will start begging for a title shot like Trips did. I have a few words for you both:

Air:
I WILL NEVER BEG FOR A TITLE SHOT! YOU THINK YOU CAN OVERLOOK ME! ME A MAN THAT WORKED HIS ASS OF FOR CCW EVEN WHEN HE WASN’T ELIGIBLE FOR COMPETITION YET! WELL YOU CAN JUST SUCK THAT UP AND KISS MY AIRY ASS! CAUSE …

Suddenly FEEL YOUR SOUL GLO comes out of the PA system. The camera zooms in on the rampway, but no SoulGlo can be found suddenly an uproar of Church chants can be heard as Soul Glo makes his way through the crowd and finally arrives at the railway where he jump over with ease. Soul Glo picks up a second mic then slides in the ring while the whole crowd still is chanting Church chants.


Soul Glo: Wow Brother relax a bit. I haven’t been overly exposed in matches as of late too, but it’s something you gotta deal with professionally. Chuuuurrrrrchhhh!

Soul Glo: Things happen GM’s and Champions are very busy people. They don’t overlook you on purpose you dig?

The Air:
NO, I WON’T RELAX AND IT WASN’T AN ACCIDENT! I AM SICK OF TIRED PEOPLE THINK I’M A SOME SORT OF PUSH-OVER THEY CAN SCREW AROUND. I’LL GET MY CHANCE EVEN IF I HAVE TOO CLIMB DOWN TOO HELL AND REACH FOR THE HEAVENS TOO GET IT! I WILL NOT BE OVERLOOKED AND YOU CAN DIG THAT AFROMAN!

As Air walks past Soul Glo he sticks the microphone in Soul Glo's hair. Soul Glo get's PISSED.


Soul Glo:
Don't MESS WITH THE FRO!!

Air:
LIKE I CARE!

The Air walks backstage while Soul Glo is left with a mic stuck in his hair or as he calls it fro
.

 

t There's a side you don't see too often from The Air. I suppose he feels he deserves as much exposure as the rest of the EX...
t 17 Stones and Under Division, actually. And If I've learned one thing from being on this show

 

THE DARK BLOODS

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COACH NEAL & ASST. COACH DOUG

 

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t And there off to the Semi-Finals! And the Tournament is underway!
t Ah crap, my nose is bleeding!

 

CCW camera's cut backstage where former CCW champion Seth Irving has just arrived. Irving is wearing his signature 'Seth Irving' logo T-shirt and has his gym bag thrown over his shoulder.

As Seth is making his way to his lockeroom he stops abruptly, his blank expression turns to a scowl.


Irving: You better have a real good excuse as to why your standing in my path.

Deano: I wouldnt be standing here if I didnt.

Irving: Then make it fast.

Deano: Steph, why are you so grumpy all the time. Its your special day, Happy Birthday.

Irving:
...MOVE!

Deano sidesteps into Irvings path again.

Deano: Hear me out Irving. I know I was abit of a jerk to you last week and I know I may have ruffled your feathers. So tonight I am going to make it up to you, tonight we celebrate Seth Irvings birthday. Deano pulls out a cone shaped birthday hat and places the hat on Irvings head slapping the securing elastic on his chin This is going to be the best birthday you have ever had, all courtesy of the Excellence of Sexcellence.

Irving removes the hat from his head, screws it into a ball and throws it at Deano. He then drops his gym bag to the floor and stands toe to toe with Deano.


Irving: I am only going to tell you this once. If you want your pretty looks to stay pretty I suggest you shut your mouth and get out of my damn way. I have a match to prepare for tonight and I don't need you or anyone else distracting me. so...MOVE!

Deano quickly steps out of Irvings way. Irving picks up his gym bag and moves passed Deano.


Deano: Steph you don't mean that, its ok, its going to be great.

Irving can be seen entering his lockeroom in the distance.

Deano: Pfft, who pissed on his cornflakes.

Deano begins to walk away but notices something on the floor where Irving placed his bag. A cellphone. Deano smiles to himself.


Deano: ...This really IS going to be a great night.

Deano pockets the phone and walks off of the cameras view.

 



 


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